What team does the Earth call on to protect it from the forces of evil? This one unfortunately.

When the Earth is in danger, the Great Cosmic Algorithm calls on a team of heroes to save the planet from the schemes of Overlordess Rutina. The Mystic Cosmic Patrol is that team and judging from the first trailer for the series from Loners and Rebels Motion Pictures, we’re all in trouble. Check out the trailer for the series here.

Mystic Cosmic Patrol Trailer from Williamzombie on Vimeo.

“Mystic Cosmic Patrol,” an interstellar spoof with exciting Kaiju action, features a special blend of comedy, martial arts and Sci-fi adventure where spandex clad heroes fight ridiculous rubber monsters. The pilot episode features “Malcolm in the Middle” star Chris Masterson as Jack the Blue Patrolman, leading a team consisting of Leo the Red Patrolman (Tim Jo from Fox’s “Pitch”), Emily the Green Patrolman (Chelsea Tavares from Freeform’s “Unfabulous”), Carl the Pink Patrolman (Chris Candy), Candy the Yellow Patrolman (Laura Monaco) and Micky the Black Patrolman (Gavin Hignight). With the wisdom of Gorgon (Tim Russ of “Star Trek Voyager”) and their trusty Martini-Bot (John Kassir of “Tales from the Crypt”), only the Mystic Cosmic Patrol can put an end to Rutina’s devious plots to destroy Earth.


Masterson and Laura Monaco are producers on the series created and written by Hignight (Nickelodeon’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”). Executive produced by Tom Meyer-Klipsch (Out of PrintBack in Time) and Hignight. Chris Wyatt (Napoleon Dynamite, Marvel’s “Ultimate Spider-Man”) with special effects makeup developed by “Face Off: Allstars” Season 11 winner Cig Neutron.



Mystic Cosmic Patrol premieres on Funny or Die August 24th and a new episode will premiere every Thursday.

Funny or Die also has a funny PSA about the dangers of time travel featuring Leo the Red Patrolman (Tim Jo).

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