This is why we can’t have nice things.

In a move that if it weren’t so stupidly real might be considered parody, an anonymous Men’s Rights Activist uploaded his version of Star Wars: The Last Jedi to Pirate Bay. The anonymous user edited the film in a way to remove any female character from the cut. The user at the center of this latest round of insecure dumbness gave it the title “The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit” (clever).

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Dude Bro #1 also breaks down the parts of the film he removed because they made his man parts cry:

“Cut out most shots showing female fighters/pilots and female officers commanding people around/having ideas.“

“NO HALDO (sic)! She simply doesn’t exist. Her whole subplot doesn’t exist. The Kamikaze is carried out by Poe. ( = Poe dies.)“

“Leia never scolds, questions nor demotes Poe. He is a respected and very skilled high-ranking member of the resistance.“

“When there’s a scene where a woman is cut in making some important statement that can be substituted by another statement by a guy, then she gets cut out. Works pretty well actually.“

“Wookie eats the Porg, or at least isn’t interrupted in trying to do so.“

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News of the edit started making its way to the web last night and it prompted this response from Star Wars: The Last Jedi writer/director Rian Johnson;

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is in theaters. If you’re looking for the MRA Stupid-Cut, go to your therapist and let he/she know who hurt you first.

@superpoweredfan 

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